Holy Shit Birthday Cake

Holy Sh*t You’re Old Cake – Double Layer Chocolate with Gluten-Friendly Option

Turn awkward birthdays into unforgettable ones with our hilarious Holy Sh*t You’re Old Cake! Whether it’s a cheeky surprise for your best mate, sibling, or office legend — this cake brings the laughs and the flavour.

This double-layer rich chocolate cake is frosted in smooth mocha buttercream, layer of choc ganache filling, topped with piped poop swirls (yes, you read that right ), complete with big eyes and silly smiles. It’s light-hearted, ridiculous, and completely delicious.

Want to cater for more guests or dial up the drama? You can add extra layers for more serves — or go gluten-friendly with our chocolate mud cake alternative.

Finished with crunchy chocolate flakes and a reusable black acrylic topper that reads “Holy Sh*t You’re Old”, this one’s perfect for milestone birthdays and prank-worthy parties.

Note: Acrylic topper is included!

• Double-layer chocolate cake (approx. 15–20 serves)
• Option to add 3 or 4 layers for extra guests
• Optional gluten-friendly chocolate mud version
• Decorated with mocha buttercream and chocolate flakes
• Piped poop swirls with playful expressions
• Reusable acrylic topper included (non-edible)

Perfect for: roast-worthy birthdays, office laughs, or anyone who needs a humorous slice of cake-shaped honesty.