{"product_id":"holy-shit-birthday-cake","title":"Holy Shit Birthday Cake","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHoly Sh*t You’re Old Cake – Double Layer Chocolate with Gluten-Friendly Option\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTurn awkward birthdays into unforgettable ones with our hilarious \u003cstrong\u003eHoly Sh*t You’re Old Cake\u003c\/strong\u003e! Whether it’s a cheeky surprise for your best mate, sibling, or office legend — this cake brings the laughs \u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e the flavour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis double-layer rich chocolate cake is frosted in smooth mocha buttercream, layer of choc ganache filling, topped with piped poop swirls (yes, you read that right ), complete with big eyes and silly smiles. It’s light-hearted, ridiculous, and completely delicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to cater for more guests or dial up the drama? You can add extra layers for more serves — or go gluten-friendly with our chocolate mud cake alternative.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinished with crunchy chocolate flakes and a reusable black acrylic topper that reads “Holy Sh*t You’re Old”, this one’s perfect for milestone birthdays and prank-worthy parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e Acrylic topper is included!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-layer chocolate cake (approx. 15–20 serves)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOption to add 3 or 4 layers for extra guests\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional gluten-friendly chocolate mud version\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecorated with mocha buttercream and chocolate flakes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePiped poop swirls with playful expressions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReusable acrylic topper included (non-edible)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e roast-worthy birthdays, office laughs, or anyone who needs a humorous slice of cake-shaped honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Cake People","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62541946093727,"sku":null,"price":179.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0462\/1798\/6207\/files\/holy-shit-birthday-cake-5755655.jpg?v=1772145609","url":"https:\/\/www.thecakepeople.au\/products\/holy-shit-birthday-cake","provider":"The Cake People","version":"1.0","type":"link"}